How to View and Rate Top 10 Lists:

You’re thinking, “I already KNOW how to view and rate things. That’s why I’m here!” True, but Mr. Sock Monkey, who is known to be a bit controlling (okay, he’s a freak about doing EVERYTHING his way), has created certain steps. Here they are.

1. Browse "Mr. Sock Monkey's Top 10 Lists " on the home page. Take your time to tool around and check out the various topics; it’s fun.  You’ll select a category you’re interested in. There are loads of topics you can view top 10 lists on, and decide which is your favorite, because celebrities are always doing something that we find fascinating or that’s just downright stupid.
2. View the Top 10 list and decide which you think is #1. It is simple and fun. You're viewing Mr. Sock Monkey's Top 10 lists in each category, and you get to decide what you think is #1.
3. Checkout what everyone else thinks. At Mr. Sock Monkey, we have no secrets. (Well, Mr. Sock Monkey has one… one very BIG secret… but so far the National Enquirer has been unsuccessful in their investigation.) After you tell Mr. Sock Monkey who YOU think is #1, you can see what others think! But you can't see other's opinions until you vote. It's like school - we don't want your opinion to be swayed by others.

Mr. Sock Monkey has designed his site to be easy to use, a whole lot of fun and constantly changing. So keep coming back everyday to see what’s new.

Have a great time at Mr. Sock Monkey! It’s all in fun. It’s kind of nasty, mean and unfeeling fun that’s driven by a pessimistic, psychologically damaged, narcissistic sock monkey. But still… it is F.U.N.

FAQs

Q. Why do I need to create an account? Can I still vote if I don't?
A: It's not necessary to create an account, and you can still pick your #1s if you don't. However, Mr. Sock Monkey gives special privileges to his friends (account holders). If you become his friend, you can gossip with others on the message boards, AND you can create top 10 lists of your own! Plus, being a friend of Mr. Sock Monkey is the cool thing to do. It's totally free, so do it now! (But you can still use the site if you don't)

Q: My mother told me it was wrong to talk about others behind their backs. Will I go to hell if I rate people on the site?
A: Nope. That's the beauty of Mr. Sock Monkey. You tell him in confidence, and he'll spread the word for you and take all the blame. Also, did you ever ask your mom upfront if she ever talked about anyone behind their back? I bet she did!

Q: Who comes up with all these top 10 topics?
A: Mr. Sock Monkey, of course. Outsourcing is for humans (who pay monkeys peanuts to do it). The fact is Mr. Sock Monkey is obsessive compulsive about his site. He sleeps about three hours a night. Most of the rest of the time he’s working for you. However, he does let some of his very special friends help him... Want to help? See below.

Q: Can I make my own Top 10 Lists?
A: Only if you register to become Mr. Sock Monkey's friend! It's simple! Just create an account and then submit a list!

Q: I don't agree with Mr. Sock Monkey's Top 10 List! What can I do?
A: Tough. It's Mr. Sock Monkey's site. If you want to make your own top 10 list, just click here.

Q: Mr. Sock Monkey is so hot. Can I date him?
A: Yes. But he won't let you wear shoes in the house...

Q: How old is Mr. Sock Monkey?
A: Old enough to buy a Powerball ticket and young enough to spend it all if he wins the grand prize.

Q: Will Mr. Sock Monkey be making any personal appearances?
A: There are plans for a national tour but nothing solid. He’s hoping to land a spot on the next Dancing with the Stars series.