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Top 10 Unsexy Women Who Try to be Sexy   by mrsockmonkey
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Of the Top 10 Unsexy Women Who Try to be Sexy,
Which do you think is #1?
  Sarah Jessica Parker
  Carmen Electra
  Tara Reid
  Sandra Oh
  Madonna
  Cher
  Paris Hilton
  Tori Spelling
  Britney Spears
  Mary Kate Olsen


The Top 10 Unsexy Women Who Try to be Sexy
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Paris Hilton
As far as dumb blondes go, Paris takes the cake. Being dumb and spoiled is enough to make her unsexy, even ignoring the fact that she can't even fill out a bikini.


Mary Kate Olsen
When I first looked at this picture, I thought, oh, hey, awesome Master Yoda. Maybe he’ll do some crazy lightsaber attacks or something. But then I looked closely, and, man, it’s Mary-Kate Olsen. The goth anorexic look really doesn't do it for her.


Madonna
After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton–like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.


Britney Spears
Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge. Now she's filling chicken-grease-stained sweatpants on the cover of every trashy tabloid and gossip blog on the Internet.


Tori Spelling
This woman is ugly. She has had countless plastic surgeries and wears about 50 pounds of makeup and nothing can be done to make her look more attractive. God only knows what she would of looked like without all the work and makeup, and her father's money to pay for it all.


Tara Reid
The act was expected when she was 20 - boob job, constant boozing and partying, trying to get guy's attention. But the gig is up - now thirty, her fake boobs are sagging, and she's gotta learn to grow up.


Cher
Every time Cher re-emerges, she looks different. Her constant failed attemps to reclaim the "sexy" image she once held is now being seen as desperate.


Sandra Oh
Sandra's proportions are just not right. She's got a and boyish figure, an enormous face (which seems like it's got a benign face tumor), and tiny eyes.


Sarah Jessica Parker
How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with "sex" in the title? Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth.


Carmen Electra
She wears inches of make up and wears as little as possible to flaunt her plastic surgery made over body - is this all because deep down her face really looks like that of a man?

 

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