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Of the Top 10 Unsexy Women Who Try to be Sexy,
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The Top 10 Unsexy Women Who Try to be Sexy
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Britney Spears
Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge. Now she's filling chicken-grease-stained sweatpants on the cover of every trashy tabloid and gossip blog on the Internet.
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Tori Spelling
This woman is ugly. She has had countless plastic surgeries and wears about 50 pounds of makeup and nothing can be done to make her look more attractive. God only knows what she would of looked like without all the work and makeup, and her father's money to pay for it all.
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Tara Reid
The act was expected when she was 20 - boob job, constant boozing and partying, trying to get guy's attention. But the gig is up - now thirty, her fake boobs are sagging, and she's gotta learn to grow up.
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Madonna
After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton–like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.
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Sandra Oh
Sandra's proportions are just not right. She's got a and boyish figure, an enormous face (which seems like it's got a benign face tumor), and tiny eyes.
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Sarah Jessica Parker
How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with "sex" in the title? Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth.
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Paris Hilton
As far as dumb blondes go, Paris takes the cake. Being dumb and spoiled is enough to make her unsexy, even ignoring the fact that she can't even fill out a bikini.
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Cher
Every time Cher re-emerges, she looks different. Her constant failed attemps to reclaim the "sexy" image she once held is now being seen as desperate.
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Mary Kate Olsen
When I first looked at this picture, I thought, oh, hey, awesome Master Yoda. Maybe he’ll do some crazy lightsaber attacks or something. But then I looked closely, and, man, it’s Mary-Kate Olsen. The goth anorexic look really doesn't do it for her.
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Carmen Electra
She wears inches of make up and wears as little as possible to flaunt her plastic surgery made over body - is this all because deep down her face really looks like that of a man?
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News about Ugly Celebrities
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Jennifer Garner Gets Court Protection from Stalker
With celebrity stalking taking an ugly turn recently - actress Jennifer Garner is not taking any chances. TMZ is reporting that Garner has obtained a restraining order against Steven Burky, a man she claims has been tailing her since 2002.
Lawsuits claim cops engaged in election night hate crimes
Any telling of the night celebrated around the world as America's maturing on matters of race -- the election of the nation's first black president -- would not be complete without exploring the ugly traditions of a checkered past.
Jessica Alba - Palying Ugly Characters To Show Acting Talent
More hot celebrities are now playing ugly characters. Why? They said it’s one way to be taken seriously as an actress.
Hollywood's 5 Hottest Ugly Ducklings
Usually, we get to see celebrities get uglier over time (we're looking at YOU, Britney). Which is why when the opposite happens, we get excited. It's always nice when an ugly duckling turns into a swan. So without further adieu, we present to you Hollywood's 5 Hottest Ugly Ducklings…
Looking Under the Hood of an Obama Administration
Celebrating the end of the ugly Bush era is one thing. Celebrating the continuation of their policies with a different administration in the White House is quite another. With these prospective appointments, Obama seems to be moving backwards to Clintontime. This may be sufficient change for some, but it far from a progressive push toward justice.
Tila Tequila 27' Anniversary Present: one ugly smigle!
Here’s another celebrity I don’t have much to tell you about, except she’s now 27 years old! Yes, I’m talking about Tila Tequila! And yes celebrities age too… thank god! As you will see in the upcoming pictures, Tila Tequila received one awesome present for her anniversary: a smigle! Or that’s what I believe it is…
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